My Cat Can Beat Up Your Dog

...and I've got the warning summons to show it (of course, my phone's not playing nicely and I can't get it to upload).

Last week a disgruntled concerned neighbor visited our home to complain that our cat attacked his dog.  His precious little Shih Tzu got beat up by our little black and white cat.

I opened my mail today to find a "warning summons" for an "Animal at Large" who is a "Public Nuisance".  The officer's notes:

The cat was at large in the informant's yard and attacked his dog.

I have to tell you, my neighbor's a lot more secure in his manhood than I would have expected.  I mean, to admit - to Animal Control, no less - that my little five pound black and white ball of fluff kicked the ever-loving shit out of his little ball of fluff  dog.

Who is he going to complain to when the coyotes get ahold of his little precious?  Our neighborhood may have been recently incorporated into the city limits, but someone forgot to tell all the coyotes that they're not country coyotes anymore.