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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Job Offer

Opened my email today and found this job offer...thought I'd share it with you.  Maybe you'll get as big a kick out of it as I did.  I think I'll pass on this big opportunity, though.


GunDiva,
 
I have reviewed your resume today. (A resume I never submitted!) Well done, I must say! (Freaking magical.  You know, since I never submitted one!) We have an opening for a gift wrapper associate (full-time and part-time). (Yep folks, that's what my $82K degree in Biology will get me.  A job as a professional gift wrapper.) I would like to offer you this position. Please let me know if you're interested.
 
* Offer valid 5/28/2012 thru 6/8/2012. (Apparently, the job has an expiration date.)
 
Mr. DimWitt, HR Manager
JCPenney Department Store 
 
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5 comments:

  1. Angie NMay 30, 2012 at 5:57 PM

    Hahahahahahahahahahahah

    *Deep breathe*

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    *chocking on spit*
    *coughing*
    *deep breathe*

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  2. AnonymousMay 30, 2012 at 6:29 PM

    Really? You mean to tell me that my non-existent resume got passed over so they could offer YOU that position???

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  3. UnknownMay 30, 2012 at 6:38 PM

    Bwahahaha!!! That's awesome!

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  4. CandanceMay 31, 2012 at 5:27 AM

    Fan. Freaking. Tastic!

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  5. AnonymousJune 2, 2012 at 8:39 AM

    I've seen similar things in my Spam box. I hadn't opened them. And interesting that they want gift wrappers now, although it's the wrong season, isn't it?

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