I love my blog friends, I really do.
I mean, from who (whom?) else are you going to receive a present like this...
Yes, I have a friend with mad crocheting skills. You might know her as Crazy Texas Mommy, but I might start calling her Peni Peddler. As much as my lipstick holder made me giggle, I was really happy when I when I realized the lip balm inside was Nipple Nibbler.
Why would I be so happy about the lip balm? Because I've kept a jar of a similar product in my work drawer for years that I used as lip stuff. To find that it's packaged as a respectable tube of lip balm made me very happy.
And since my present made me giggle, I *had* to share it with my co-workers, who dared me to leave it in plain view on my desk all day, just to see what the guys would say. They didn't even notice. Until I picked it up to show to another female co-worker. I realized then that I really needed to dust my desk, as the back of my lipstick holder was covered in dust. So I began trying to rub it off...
It was at that exact moment that a male co-worker decided to walk by and notice that I was intently rubbing the head of a crocheted penis.
Yep, that's my life.
Our family has no secrets.
ReplyDeleteAnd apparently no shame...
I'm so proud!
Bill
So glad you liked it and the dust thing cracked me up!! I now have two more peni laying on my coffee table and when my mom called a minute ago, I almost ran and hid them, like she can see them or something.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahaha! I love it! Nice pictorama. LMAO. I also love Nipple Nibbler...best thing from Passions....well, besides their penis thingys. LOL
ReplyDeleteI haz no words.. LMAO
ReplyDeleteOh! Wait! Yes I do! We know I can make Banana Hammocks-- wonder if I can make a weenie out of cord? OOOO A New Challenge!
ReplyDelete*snork*
Oy vey!
ReplyDeleteLoving Beel's comment, ha!