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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Fire Quote of the Day

Our previous two fires had been "accidental" fires caused by stupidity.  This fire occurred the day after a crazy lightning storm.  This morning, officials declared the cause "lightning".

In class, we were talking about the fire - just to get it out of the way so the students could focus.

Student: I hope they find the bastard who started this one!
Me: You mean Mother Nature?
Student:  Oops.

3 comments:

  1. When our guests here at the lodge bemoan the lake of cell service up here, I explain that cell service is all line of sight. Then I say "And some JERK stuck a bunch of mountains between us and the cell towers".

    They usually frown, look puzzled, and then grin.

    Bill

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  2. Glad I read that BEFORE taking a drink of my tea or else we would've had an issue.

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