Saturday, October 31, 2009

The Final Countdown...

There are less than 12 hours before the beginning of NaNoWriMo and I can't tell you how excited I am.  I can't sleep because of all of the ideas floating around in my head.  One of more brilliant ideas (I think) was to go to Google Earth and get a picture of the mountain meadow that is Shelby's home.  I knew what I wanted and where it was, in fact, it's so clear in my mind that it was a little surprising not to see all of my buildings already laid out.



This is actually the property at Wild Basin Lodge, but I took it over for 3 Heathens Ranch.  The St. Vrain River runs across the top of the picture (N-S).  The Wild Basin Lodge does not exist in my book, so pretend it's not there at the top of the picture.  The ranch house, barn, bunk house and corrals are in the meadow.  The rest of the property will have riding trails and lead to the National Park.

Another one of my more brilliant ideas came just as I was falling asleep last night, but I can't tip my hand yet.  It will end up being my opening chapter, which I'll post tomorrow.

My goal for tomorrow is 5,000 words - well above the minimum 1,667 per day that is suggested to stay on track.  My hope is for a strong beginning so that on nights when I have to work until 10:00 pm, I've got some wiggle room if I can only crank out a few hundred words.

I do have to say, I'm a little nervous about juggling three different genres at the same time.  I still intend to post to Lyon's Roar (action-ish) and Tales from the Trail (creative non-fiction) while writing my NaNo, which is romance.  I'm not sure where all of this writing has suddenly come from - I guess it just feels "right" to try out all of these genres to see which one "fits".  Please forgive me if my other two blogs suffer in the face of my NaNo, but I'm really going to try hard to keep that from happening.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Dead Sexy, That's Me!

So...today we were supposed to wear our Halloween costumes to work.  I, um, hadn't planned on dressing up for Halloween since Jay and I are not doing the Halloween thing this year (we're going to see Wicked instead).  I didn't want to spend any money on a costume that I was only going to wear at work, so I came up with the scariest thing I could think of...

...the "Damn Bears Got In The Dumpsters Again" outfit (also known as the "Hoss Rustlin' " outfit).  Now, if  you haven't read my blogs about VW Bear or Hoss Rustlin', you may not understand quite how sexy this outfit is.  First, you throw on a pair of flannel jammie bottoms (today's were light blue with Tinkerbell, but usually it's my maroon/grey plaid ones) and match them up with whichever long sleeved shirt is handy.  Then step into the first pair of boots you can find - in this case, my obnoxious blue boots (God, I love those boots), without bothering to fix the pants.  Top off the whole thing with bed-head and you're well on your way to being as Dead Sexy as I was today.  Livery wear at its finest!

'Course I had to explain my costume over and over again, but it was a good excuse to wear my flannel jammies to work.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Shelby Johnson



Character info for my NaNo, "Love Beyond The Ranch".  The brief character sketch then lead to Shelby answering the Get To Know You, which was fun.  I learned a lot about Shelby in the GTKY questionairre.


• Name: Shelby Johnson
• Age: 34
• Single mom
  • Widow? N
  • Divorce? Y
  • Abandoned? Y. Husband Bruce ran off with a younger woman, Bernice, when CJ was a young pup.
o Number of kids? 3
  •  Caitleigh, 11 
  •  CJ, 9
  •  Luke, 13
• Running livery: Three Heathens Ranch; used inheritance from her Grandfather’s death to buy the ranch in the Rocky Mountains.
  • With kids? Y
  • With family? Off-site
  • With friends? Best friend Al works on the ranch as the nanny/cook
  • Alone? Mostly
• Dating
  • Blind dates
  • Speed dating
  • Dating clients – NO!
  • Internet dating


Get To Know You Questions
Are you a morning or night person?
I’d like to be a night person, but so much of what I have to do is morning work and I just don’t have the energy to be a night person. So I guess that makes me a morning person by default.


Do you believe in life on other planets?

Hell, why not?

 
Do you have any bad habits?

I’d like to, but I don’t have time for them. *Laughs*

 
Do you have any celebrity crushes?

Viggo Mortenson; he’s a hell of a horseman and pretty to look at, too.

 
Do you have any tattoos or piercings?

Well, I had my ears pierced, but there’s not much time for that anymore. I’ve got one tattoo, the Chinese character for hope, that I got during a fit of depression



Do you prefer sweet or salty foods?

Depends on the day



If you could be any animal, what would you be?

A horse. Or a wolf. They’re both majestic, family critters



If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

Who has time to think about superpowers?



If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

Right here. My ranch is the only place I want to live. What could be better? Living in the Rocky Mountains is the perfect place.



If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go?

I don’t know. Yes, I do. The wild horse sanctuary.



If you had a million dollars, what would you spend it on?

The ranch.



What do you think about right before falling asleep ?

How much I’d like to share my life with someone here.



What is one regret you have:

That I was a better wife so Bruce wouldn’t have run off on me.



What is one thing that no one knows about you?

I secretly hate the bastard and love the woman he took off with because she actually did me a favor.



What is one thing you like about being an adult?

Getting to eat dessert for breakfast if I want.



What is one thing you miss about being a kid?

Being carefree and having someone take care of me



What is one thing you would change about yourself?

Wish I was better judge of men



What is the best band of all time?

Chris LeDoux


What is your dream job?

I’ve got it. I get to ride horses in the mountains for a living.



What is your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night?

Sleep



What is your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon?

Read



What is your first thought when you wake up?

How many horses do I have to pull?



What personality traits do you look for in a partner?

Honesty and hard working



What was your favorite childhood television program?

The Lone Ranger



What's your favorite animal?

Uh, horse



What's your favorite color?

Red



Would you rather have a million dollars or true love?

True love



Can you commit to one person, are you right now?

I’d love to commit to one person, and, no, I’m not committed to anyone right now.



Have you ever judged someone, then ended up being close with them?

A couple of times.



Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?

I’d love to be, but in reality, I don’t see it happening. I’m just too busy at the ranch to even consider the energy it would take to date, have a relationship and get married.



Name something you dislike about the day you're having

There’s just not enough time or money to go around


Who was the last person you hugged?

My kids. Thank God for them.



Will this coming up weekend be a good one?
Well, the books are full of rides. So, I guess business-wise it’ll be a good weekend.

Have you ever met someone who turned out to be amazing?
Nope, still waiting.

Have you ever liked someone older than you?
Yeah, and the bastard ran off with someone younger than me.

Currently liking anyone?
Nope

Is there someone you'd like to fix things with?
I used to think I’d like to fix things with my husband, Bruce, but actually, life’s gotten a lot easier since Bernice stole him away. Thanks Bernice.

How many times have you dyed your hair?
Who has time for that? I think the last time I even considered it, I was in high school and I got highlights for prom.

Do you believe that your first love can be your only love in life?
God, I hope not. Otherwise, I’m screwed.

When's the last time you smoked a cigarette?
Never. Smoking and hay don’t mix.

Do you currently have any hickies on your neck?
Uh, gross. And that would require a hickie-er and there’s no one getting that close to my neck.

Is anything bothering you right now?
Am I doing the right thing with the kids? Is it okay to raise them this way? Are they going to hate me forever for growing up poor?

You smoke pot, don't you?
Nope.

Do you hate anybody?
Nope.

Is there someone you don't ever want to be out of your life?
My family

Who was the last person that told you they loved you?
The kids, right before they went to bed.

If you were stranded on a desert island would you survive?
Absolutely. I’m a survivor; it’s the only way to get along in this world.

Have you ever thrown up on anybody?
Not that I recall

Have you consumed any alcohol in the past 72 hours?
Nope. Haven’t had time to run to the liquor store.

Do you get mad easily?
I’m too tired to get mad

Have you ever kissed anyone eighteen years or older?
Uh, yeah. Remember, Bruce was older than me and I’m well over eighteen.

Have you ever slapped someone?
Yep, and it felt GOOD.

Do you think your wasting your time on the person you like?
Since there’s no one I like, it’s kind of a moot point, isn’t it?

Do you miss anyone?
My grandpa

Will you be in a relationship next month?
Yeah, right.

Do you think there are circumstances when it's okay to wait for someone?
I’m sure I could think of some

If you found a baby turtle on the side of the road would you keep it?
Wanna see it?

The upcoming weekend, have you got plans?
Work

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
Without batting an eye

Do you like to make the first move?
I don’t know; it’s been so long

Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
Recall I was married and got totally hosed.

Do you remember who you liked on New Year's?
I remember that I got to go to bed early that night.

Want someone back in your life?
No

Are you a morning person or a night person?
By fact of my job, a morning person

Could you go the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
Yep

Have you ever thought about getting your tongue pierced?
Why would I do that?


If your house was on fire what would be the first thing you do?
Get the kids out and turn the horses loose


Ever fallen for your best opposite sex best friend?
Eewww…why would I mess up a perfectly good friendship?


Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Well, yes.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Zombieland

Jay and I went to see Zombieland on Friday night and I have to tell you, it was a blast!  It reminded me that I still haven't uploaded the video from the October Defensive Pistol match.  Since I don't have a nice video button anymore, I uploaded it to YouTube and am hoping that I can link it to this post.  I think I got it to work, so enjoy!

Friends of the Loveland Library Book Sale




I love this book sale - especially the last day.  The prices are good on the first day, $1.00 - $2.50 per book for teen and adult books.  If you're looking for specific books, the first day is the day you want to attend.

But it's the "Bag Day" that you get the best deals!  Bag Day is the last day of the sale and for $4.00 you get all of the books you can stuff into a plastic grocery bag.  Since I'm an experienced bag stuffer, I actually got charged $5.00 for two of my bags, but I can't complain, it's still an amazing deal.  Jay and I met his parents and siblings there - they were book sale virgins, but quickly got into the spirit.  I'm hoping that they felt like they got a good deal, because I know that Jay and I did.  We went under the guise of picking up books for my parents' B&B, Allenspark Lodge, but I knew I'd come out with plenty of reading material for myself.

For a mere $26.00 we came home with 105 paperbacks and 14 hardbacks.  Yeah, that works out to twenty cents a book.  How do you beat that?  I don't even care that I accidentally picked up two duplicates in the heat of the moment - I'll just send my dupes to Deejo in Arizona when Mom heads down there in a couple of weeks.  Over sixty of the books are for the lodge; the remaining books are in my TBR pile.  I'm not quite sure when I'll have time to read them, with NaNo coming up, but I'm sure I'll find time in the next year or so to get them read.

For those prices, it's a great way to find new authors.  If I buy a book and hate it, I'm only out twenty cents.  Big deal.  But if I find a new author, I'm even happier.  This is the time of year that I try to step outside my genre boundries and try new things.  After all, it's basically only costing me my time.

Names, Names, I Need Names!

NaNoWriMo starts in exactly one week and I'm having a hard time with character names.  The absolute hardest part of any writing for me is the character names.  I have the main character's name, her childrens' names, and half of her best friend's name (first only).  My problem: I don't have a name for her potential love interests (the guys she meets speed dating or online) nor do I have names for the horses in the barn.  I need barn names!  Okay, honestly, I need guy names too, but I'm really stressed out about not having barn names because the horses make an appearance long before the boys do.

Help!

Saturday, October 24, 2009

A Messed Up Book and An Even More Messed Up TV Series...

I just finished the book Frozen by Larry Johnson and Scott Baldyga.  An article in JEMS (Journal of EMS) magazine piqued my interest, so I ordered it that day from Amazon.  I have to tell you, the first night I started reading it, it gave me nightmares.  This is a true story based on Alcor, a cryonics company, based in Scottsdale, AZ.  There are many who will argue that it is written by a disgruntled employee trying to get Alcor closed down, but as the author gets drawn into the cesspool that is Alcor, it reads like a bad science fiction novel.  The scary part?  It's all true.

It's a book that you need to read for yourself, but it is not for the sqeamish.  As I read the book, the scientist in me just couldn't see how it all would work.  These people are clinically dead - not just for minutes - before they start the "washout procedure", but some times for hours.  Alcorians believe that when their "first life cycle ends" they can be frozen and "reanimated" (thawed out) at a time when science has caught up and has cures for all that ails them.  The biggest question I was left with...what about their souls?  I'm not super religious, but I do believe that our souls help to make us who we are.  When the Alcorians complete their first life cycle and are frozen, what happens to their souls?  Do they get frozen too, only to be reanimated in hundreds of years?  Food for thought.  And what about the Alcorians who opt not for the full body suspension, but the neuro only suspensions?  When they are reanimated in the future, are they just going to grow a body to plunk the head on?  Or are the heads just going to live in jars?  More food for thought.

Another little morsel for contemplation...where do TV producers get off ruining perfectly good books by turning them into cheesy TV series?  Now, I'm sure there are some perfectly good TV series based on books.  Not that I can think of any off the top of my head, but I'm sure that someone can name one.  I had the unfortunate experience of flipping throught the channels today and coming across Legend of the Seeker, a TV series based on Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth novels.  I have always thought, from the first line I ever read, that the novels would make epic movies.  Why Goodkind decided to sell the rights so that this drivel that is such a flimsy representation of his amazing work is beyond me.  It took just about three minutes for me to get absolutely incessed that anyone could bastardize such an amazing series of novels.  I'm so angry about it, I can't even think straight to put the words down.  Let me just say, I'm extremely disappointed that this series of novels is being represented by such a horrible TV knock-off.  Now I need to go start re-reading the series to erase the images planted in my brain by the devil box.