Last week a
I opened my mail today to find a "warning summons" for an "Animal at Large" who is a "Public Nuisance". The officer's notes:
The cat was at large in the informant's yard and attacked his dog.
I have to tell you, my neighbor's a lot more secure in his manhood than I would have expected. I mean, to admit - to Animal Control, no less - that my little five pound black and white ball of fluff kicked the ever-loving shit out of his
little ball of fluff dog.
Who is he going to complain to when the coyotes get ahold of his little precious? Our neighborhood may have been recently incorporated into the city limits, but someone forgot to tell all the coyotes that they're not country coyotes anymore.