Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Trichous Inductus Vomitus, Part II and Blogfia Call-out

You know, there are some weeks when nothing happens that's blogworthy.  Not the case this past week.  Thanks to Rachel and Mr. Daddy at Once Upon A Miracle, I now have a platform to share my oh, so embarrassing story.


Some time ago, I regaled you with an explanation of my affliction, Trichous Inductus VomitusI knew that publically sharing my weakness would result in some harrassment good-natured ribbing.  Bill over to It's A Horse Life and K. at Preachers and Horse Thieves had a good run of how to make GunDiva puke posts a few weeks ago.  Click here for Bill's initial post and here for K's escalating post.

I should have known that Bill doesn't need much encouragement to torture me.

So...

I drove Ripley up to the Lodge earlier this week to get Estes all dressed up, not knowing that she had no place to go.  Mom and I brushed out our respective horses' manes and tails; Ash painted Estes' hooves; we hung out at the livery for a bit and then got ready to go.

I gathered everything up and climbed into the car.  It was a bit overcast out, so I opened my center console to put my sunglasses in and found something that looked like this...
Side note: just looking at the picture is making me heave.

Well, hell, I did what any tough girl with a nickname like GunDiva would do: I squealed like a little girl, slammed the console shut, and jumped out of the car, calling Bill all sorts of not-very-nice names at the top of my lungs in between the heaves.

Let me tell you, I can project from the diaphragm (and I don't mean puking - this time).  I projected my displeasure so well that Compass at the livery across the street heard me.

Bill finally dug the grossness out of my car and threw it away. 

Ash just laughed. 

Hysterically.

Brats.

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Blogfia Call-out

T!nK at This Is How It Feels has applied to be on a documentary about being gay in America.  I think he's got a good story to tell, especially about how he was discharged from the Army under Don't Ask, Don't Tell.  Part of how the documentary is cast is based on public voting.  What I'm asking of my Blogfia family members is to vote for T!nK (real name: Nathanael) daily and repost this if you'd be so kind.  He's currently in second place, behind a woman who has also applied, but who is not gay.  Yeah, go figure.  She's applied to be on a documentary called "Out in America", which will highlight life as a GLBT person in America and she's straight.

13 comments:

Michelle Hoad said...

How is it possible that she's in first place??????? disgraceful.

K. Erickson said...

GunDiva, what are friends for? Right? Bill and I would get along great. Of course, I'd have left a mound of hair in your seat and THEN hid little hair balls in strategic locations to be found at random times...when a video camera was running.

Mr. Daddy said...

Bill is my new hero...*snicker* ROFL, LOL BBBWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAaaaaaaaa!!!!!

That is a crazy fetish you have there gal, I am beginning to understand the affinity for hedgehogs versus cats for pets...NO HAIR BALLS with hedgehogs....LOL

Thanks for linking up...

Rachel said...

LOL @ the hedgehog comment :)

Eek! To add insult to injury after the whole parade switcheroo - then to cause a meltdown with that lovely little find.

Oh wait... Bill,tell me you didn't desecrate RIPLEY with this?!?!?

(And GunDiva - any revenge plans? Blogworthy, of course :)

Foursons said...

Is that a hairball? Ewwww! I just may have vomited right on top of it.

Allenspark Lodge said...

Hehehehehahahahahohoho! She LEAPED out of the car and screamed "YOU (rhymes with "bad word")!!" jamming a toe in her flip-flop clad feet and racing over to the horses hitch rail. My co-conspirator, the Ashinator and I howled almost as loud as GunDiva. Grand parents and grand kids usually get along very well because they have a common enemy. Hehehe...
Bill

GunDiva said...

Bill, one word: brat.

T!nK said...

your awesome thanks i luff uuuuu

Maggie said...

I've been trying to vote everyday for Tink! And WHY is that woman allowed to BE in first place if she's straight? *sigh*


I have a problem with hair too. That's why HH de-tribbles the drain. Otherwise there would be a bigger mess to clean up :-)

Michelle Pixie said...

My Diva screams at hairballs too! Hehehehe You poor thing.

Okay I am off to vote for T!NK and I will repost this...How the hell is that woman first?!

Sara said...

That picture made me throw up in my mouth a little.

Aunt Crazy said...

I'm just now catching up on blogs but I voted, will continue to vote, and posted on my blog about this!!!

Angie N said...

That's freakin' awesome!