Wednesday, March 7, 2012

70s Porn Star




This morning, as I was just waking up, RCC came into the bedroom and announced, "I look like a 70s porn star".

I'd like to say that immediately grabbed my attention, but the two neurons required to form a synapse were still sleeping, so I pried my eyes open slightly to see him standing like a superhero in the doorway.  Though he was backlit, I could tell that he had clothes on, which caused me further confusion.

And he just continued to stand there.  He'd mentioned last night that he needed to shave before work this morning, but I didn't think anything of it.  Then it dawned on me - oh, hell to the no, he did not!

He must have seen the lightbulb come on because he proudly announced, "It's Moustache March!"

I gaped at him for a minute and then replied, "Don't you mean it's *No Sex March?".  And rolled over and went back to sleep.

*No Sex March is very closely related to No Sex November (No Shave November)

3 comments:

Allenspark Lodge said...

No kidding? Mustaches are IN this month?

Damn.

Bill

Shepherd K said...

Poor RCC. not feelin' the love...literally.

Angie N said...

Too bad the pic's not of RCC!!! That would have been great to see!