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But one phrase just cracks me up every time I hear it and it's "wedding vegetables" or "wedding veg". If you don't know what wedding veg is, it is also known as the "gentleman parts" or "gentleman vegetables".
So last night, just as I'm falling off to sleep after another marathon of Top Gear on Netflix, my sleepy little mind wonders, "if boys have wedding veg, what do girls have?". And since I was just on the verge of falling asleep, my brain/mouth filter didn't work and I thought it might be a good idea to ask RCC the same question.
Me: "Hey, honey?"
Me: "So, if boys have wedding veg, what do girls have?"
RCC: "Wedding vag."Dang, I wish I could be half as witty wide awake as he is half asleep.