You see, I've had a lot of dental work done since August. I started with not one, but two, root canals that went bad and got abcessed. My face was swollen.
I had the two offending teeth removed. My face was swollen.
I had some work done on a molar last week. My dentist inadvertently ruptured a blood vessel in my cheek. Guess what? My face is still swollen (and black and blue, looks like Jay belted me).
I've still got a fair bit of dental work to go, so my face will continue to be swollen.
My weight loss plan? (I know, you were trying to figure out where I was going with the swelling thing.)
Wait for all of the swelling to go away! I'll look like I've dropped ten pounds and won't have had to do a damn thing. Okay, okay, it's more of an illusion, but still...
What do you think? Brilliant, I know!
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