Randomness from the Nut House

Words of wisdom from the Ashinator:

• all I've learned about being an adult is that I can't fucking afford it.
• what screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of how it's supposed to be.

Original Digger quotes:

• "Don't worry, I'm something of an animal expert ... I watch Animal Planet."
• "On a scale from George Clooney to Ryan Reynolds, I'm better than all of them." <-- sometimes I think I'm too cocky
• "I hope I have fun in hell, I'm working really hard to get there."