Digger is a legitimate dumb ass. I know that's not surprising since he's 19 and living in Wyoming in what is essentially a frat house.
But he got really stupid last night and he and his buddies thought it would be a good idea to brand themselves.
You heard me: Fucking Brand Themselves.
That's a legit hot iron brand.
Let's just say it's a good thing he's a LONG way from me right now, because I'd knock his fucking head off.
Here's how I found out:
Digger (on FB): So. . . judge me if u must. but i may or may not have legitimatly branded my ass. . it may or may not sting about right now
So I went to my "mole" Ashinator who takes pics of everything and found the previously posted picture. My comment to Digger:
Dude...I just saw the pics. You are a dumb ass. Bet you didn't remember that you tend to lean toward keloid scarring, did you? Yeah, that brand will look great. Time for your ass to quit drinking, the IQ of 12 doesn't become you.I seriously cannot believe he'd do something so stupid. I'm all about a tattoo or two that mean something to you, but a BRAND that you got while drunk with a bunch of goddamn redneck fucking hicks that you'll lose touch with in a year or two is about as dumb as you can get.
I am so angry I'm shaking. I want to take my pocket knife and carve that burned ass flap of skin right off his useless body.
I hope it gets infected.
Wait...no I don't. Because then I'll be footing the bill for his dumbassery.
Ima kick his ass when I see him.