That daughter of mine...
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Be sure to read the comments; they're priceless.
For the record, I've spoken to some of the employees at the high school and they've given me an update on the status of the fish. Most of them were rescued and "rehomed"; those poor, poor goldfish whose lives were saved by not being fed to carnivorous animals are either living at home with a student or growing up in the science lab until they are big enough to be released into the school's pond. Many staff members have also adopted the fish and have them living on their desks.