Thursday, May 13, 2010

Adventures of Ashinator: Home Alone(ish) Edition

RockCrawlinChef and I are off to Yellowstone for the weekend for a little anniversary get-away.  So I leave you in the scary terrifying omygodIcan'tbelieveI'mdoingthis capable hands of the Ashinator.

My parent's are gone, Dig and I are breakin' out the hookers.
He's here to babysit, but he'll wreak more havoc then I will.

I've got dramaaa news!
My friend, MollyManiac, decided she has a thing for CJ. It would be fine if she just liked him and didn't act on the feeling, but...she's acting on the feeling.
Like yesterday, she bought him cookies. What the hell?? I don't even buy him cookies. Because, as his girlfriend of ten months I know that he doesn't like that particular kind of cookies. GRR. I may have to kill her. I seriously considered shoving the damn cookies up her ass, but CJ told me that probably wasn't the best solution.

Also, I got my ACT scores yesterday, got a 19. ):
Not bad I guess, one point above average.
Math killed me.
Damn you math.

Man, I don't remember what I said that was funny this week, I just say SOOO much funny stuff.
Oh, I'm watching Forrest Gump in history...that's probably the most exciting thing to happen to me this week.

I guess quitting my new job after only an hour qualifies too.
Decided being a telemarketer and sitting at a computer screen (that was older than I am) for seven hours being hung up on the whole time wasn't really my thing. Imagine that?



GunDiva in: So...someone set up a FB fan page for the Great Goldfish Adventure...become a fan of "Putting goldfish in the toilet for the hell of it".


Shannon O'Donnell said...

Ha ha ha! It's been too long since I had an Ashinator fix!

have a great weekend! :-)

Linda Medrano said...

Ashinator Rocks!

Vinomom said...

What planet does your friend live in that it's ok to go after a friend's Man - thats like Universal Rule #1 - Thou shalt not mess with any man your friend already messed with, past or present.