1 - Do you *snort*?
2 - Our friend, has a nickname and it's Daffy. What's your nickname?
3 - Do you know sign language?
Yup. Better with SEE (Signing Exact English) than ASL (American Sign Language), but passable with both.
4 - What's a sample convo from your hood?
Student to new instructor: "But I didn't sign on for homework!"
Different student to another new instructor: "You treated me like a college student. I didn't like it."
5- Do you sleep with electronic devices - i.e. laptop, Blackberry, iPhone, etc?
Sometimes. When I remember, I take my phone up to bed. I sometimes regret it when I do, though, because I've forwarded my email to it and some of my followers are either very early risers or live in time zones from the other side of the world :)
And, Eloise, my new Nook sleeps on the shelf next to my bed. She takes up a lot less space than the stacks of books that are generally perched precariously there.