Dear Mother Nature,
I apologize for blaming you for our wildfires. It wasn't your fault.
While I'd love to see some moisture to help with the wildfires, I understand why you allowed the fires to burn so quickly.
People are stupid.
One fire was started by a volunteer firefighter and the other by two people burning brush without a permit. I get that people are stupid and screwed up, but do you think that we might have some rain to help put the fires out? No sense continuing to punish the people who had nothing to do with their neighbors' stupidity.
She Who Puts Her Foot In Her Mouth