Saturday, March 30, 2013

Oh My!

I love my blog friends, I really do.

I mean, from who (whom?) else are you going to receive a present like this...


Yes, I have a friend with mad crocheting skills.  You might know her as Crazy Texas Mommy, but I might start calling her Peni Peddler.  As much as my lipstick holder made me giggle, I was really happy when I when I realized the lip balm inside was Nipple Nibbler.


Why would I be so happy about the lip balm?  Because I've kept a jar of a similar product in my work drawer for years that I used as lip stuff.  To find that it's packaged as a respectable tube of lip balm made me very happy.

And since my present made me giggle, I *had* to share it with my co-workers, who dared me to leave it in plain view on my desk all day, just to see what the guys would say.  They didn't even notice.  Until I picked it up to show to another female co-worker.  I realized then that I really needed to dust my desk, as the back of my lipstick holder was covered in dust.  So I began trying to rub it off...


It was at that exact moment that a male co-worker decided to walk by and notice that I was intently rubbing the head of a crocheted penis.

Yep, that's my life.

6 comments:

Allenspark Lodge said...

Our family has no secrets.

And apparently no shame...

I'm so proud!

Bill

Candance said...

So glad you liked it and the dust thing cracked me up!! I now have two more peni laying on my coffee table and when my mom called a minute ago, I almost ran and hid them, like she can see them or something.

Momma Fargo said...

Bwahahahaha! I love it! Nice pictorama. LMAO. I also love Nipple Nibbler...best thing from Passions....well, besides their penis thingys. LOL

Mrs Mom said...

I haz no words.. LMAO

Mrs Mom said...

Oh! Wait! Yes I do! We know I can make Banana Hammocks-- wonder if I can make a weenie out of cord? OOOO A New Challenge!


*snork*

Rachel said...

Oy vey!

Loving Beel's comment, ha!