I love my blog friends, I really do.
I mean, from who (whom?) else are you going to receive a present like this...
Yes, I have a friend with mad crocheting skills. You might know her as Crazy Texas Mommy, but I might start calling her Peni Peddler. As much as my lipstick holder made me giggle, I was really happy when I when I realized the lip balm inside was Nipple Nibbler.
Why would I be so happy about the lip balm? Because I've kept a jar of a similar product in my work drawer for years that I used as lip stuff. To find that it's packaged as a respectable tube of lip balm made me very happy.
And since my present made me giggle, I *had* to share it with my co-workers, who dared me to leave it in plain view on my desk all day, just to see what the guys would say. They didn't even notice. Until I picked it up to show to another female co-worker. I realized then that I really needed to dust my desk, as the back of my lipstick holder was covered in dust. So I began trying to rub it off...
It was at that exact moment that a male co-worker decided to walk by and notice that I was intently rubbing the head of a crocheted penis.
Yep, that's my life.