Bold and opinionated,
The GunDiva's daughter:
She's the Ashinator!
"People piss me off,"
I was in the self check-out and the guy looked at me scanning my cough drops and asked if I was sick.
Ashinator, shaking her fist: "Never again, I say! Never again!"
GunDiva: "Or what?"
Ashinator, shrugging: "I don't know, it just sounds cool."
I'm gonna be such an angry driver when I have my license.
GunDiva in: Fair warning for all of you Colorado drivers.
Ashinator: "Aaarrrrgggghhhh! F*ck me!"
GunDiva: "Hey! Pot-ty mouth!"
Ashinator: "Yeah. I must be your daughter."
GunDiva, hanging head: "Shit."
GunDiva: I have been chastised by the Ashinator, who told me that I "mommy-ize" her quotes and from now on, she will be writing the Adventures of Ashinator. Lord help us all. It'll be a fun time.