Friday, March 12, 2010

Adventures of Ashinator

She's beautiful,
Bold and opinionated,
The GunDiva's daughter:
She's the Ashinator!
"People piss me off,"
The Ashinator

I was in the self check-out and the guy looked at me scanning my cough drops and asked if I was sick.
Really, dude?


Ashinator, shaking her fist: "Never again, I say!  Never again!"
GunDiva: "Or what?"
Ashinator, shrugging: "I don't know, it just sounds cool."


I'm gonna be such an angry driver when I have my license.
GunDiva in:  Fair warning for all of you Colorado drivers.


Ashinator: "Aaarrrrgggghhhh! F*ck me!"
GunDiva:  "Hey!  Pot-ty mouth!"
Ashinator:  "Yeah.  I must be your daughter."
GunDiva, hanging head:  "Shit."

GunDiva:  I have been chastised by the Ashinator, who told me that I "mommy-ize" her quotes and from now on, she will be writing the Adventures of Ashinator.  Lord help us all.  It'll be a fun time.


Allenspark Lodge said...

So, really. How does one even react? How about OMG WTF and YOU GO GIRL!

GunDiva said...

Yup, that's my daughter. She's so funny, she's got her own weekly feature :)

Shannon O'Donnell said...

LOL! This post cracks me up. :-)

K. Erickson said...

I suppose duct tape and handcuffs are out of the question?

Mommy Lisa said...

Oh no! That is probably my future.

GunDiva said...

K, she doesn't need to learn anything else from her mother, thankyouverymuch. She's already inherited my mouth; my skill with duct tape and handcuffs are NOT being passed on to her.

Mommy Lisa, I'll pray for you :)

Michelle Hoad said...

The dog ate my two year old's waffle the other day and she screamed G** D*** Dog! If her mouth is this bad at two, I'm afraid of what it's going to be like when she's a teenager.

Dual Mom said...

It secretly makes me chuckle when my oldest swears out of frustration and then looks at me like a puppy with his tail between his leg.

Your daughter is totally awesome!

Mrs Mom said...

LMAO... Go AShinator! ;)

Mad Woman said...

Nahaha! I can't wait to hear more of the Adventures with Ashinator. I call my girl that. Hmmm.

And yes. She's definitely your daughter.

Anonymous said...

Looking forward to the next weekly installment!

T!nK said...

hahaha this is rich!