Friday, March 26, 2010

Adventures of Ashinator

It's been a very long week.

^Mother tried to kill me.

"It was like an orgasm in my mouth. My tastebuds are quivering with pleasure."
^Mmm, the Melting Pot.

"Yeah, she could tap dance. That's like a seizure on shoes."
^No comment.

"LOOK! Big lips!" -Cousin
"That's not what we used to call them..." -Ash

"I play with my boobs at night. They're soft."
^This one explains itself.

So, Mom's bloggers, it's been quite the week. My boyfriend's psycho mom, tattoo, unhealthy obsessions with Michael Jackson and Eminem, and trying to find a way to survive this last quarter of junior year. But, in the coming week we have prom dress shopping with mom, two of CJ's lacrosse games, lunch with his SANE dad, and people who have an amazing ability to piss me off. Sounds promising. Right?

Bye bye butterfly.


Mrs Mom said...

Kick ass Ash!

Remember-- being around insane people only makes it easier to spot the REALLY weird ones ;)

Aunt Crazy said...

I love the Ashinator!

GunDiva said...

I feel I should explain the first one - I was not trying to kill her. We were on our way to my parents' place and slid on some sand on the road on a tight turn.

Crazy girl. Over-dramatizing it as usual.

Shannon O'Donnell said...

Wow. Sounds like quite a colorful week at your house! Your Ashinator posts always crack me up! :-)

Anonymous said...

keep it up Ash!! LoL. your totally hils!

Michelle Pixie said...

I don't think I could explain the melting pot better myself...Mmmmmm!! Too Funny!