Today, I waved at a girl with my tongue.
She waved back.
There's nothing I haven't done, Woman!
Wait...that didn't sound right.
GunDiva: "You alright?"
Ashinator: "Yeah, why?"
GunDiva: "You're quiet this morning."
Ashinator: "It's seven a.m."
GunDiva: "You do your best work at seven a.m."
Ashinator: "No one's pissed me off yet!"
GunDiva note: My 200th post is looming on the horizon! It would be too cumbersome for y'all to send me a gift to commemorate the occasion, so instead I'll be giving ten of my followers (not family, sorry Mom, Bill and Deejo) a copy of some of my favorite books. Stay tuned for details.