One night, I was stretched out in bed on my tummy, just settling down to sleep when I felt a little gas bubble shift. Not a big deal, RockCrawlinChef and I had breached the fart barrier long before we got married, and besides it was just a little gas bubble. Heck, he'd never even know (not that it really mattered). So, I let loose, expecting a little pfffft.
What I got instead was a full-on butt belch.
Scamp had been playing with Allie at the foot of the bed, pouncing on Allie's wagging tail. But at the sound of my not-at-all-little-pfffft, he changed directions...
...and landed with both paws right in between my cheeks. I could almost hear him thinking, "I got it!"
RockCrawlinChef disagrees. He swears Scamp was thinking, "Good Lord, cork it up!"
16 comments:
Truly heroic. The kitten equivalent of dragging a child out of a burning building. Go Scamp!
Bill
LMAO.... Here's to Keepin' It Real, baby! ;)
WV; SCOPE.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... how perfect is that? Kitten was thinking you needed BUTT SCOPE to freshen up, and well... a SCOPE works so well on a trusted tool ;)
OMW! 'Butt belch.' LOL, thanks for the laugh.
Dying!! That is too funny and I just love that the kitty was on the prowl. Hill. Lare. E. Us!
Repeat after me..
I will never
never
never
never again
read your blog with a mouthful of lunch.
LMAO.. I almost spit apple bits all over my monitor.
PRICELESS!!!! Please tell me that is Scamp caught in mid flight.
Stopping by from Once Upon a Miracle...
Oh, that is hilarious. And the picture you posted just adds to it. LOL
That is freakin' hilarious and that cat picture...I'm dying over here! I've been with That Man for over 3 years now and he will on occasion serenade me with the ol' sphincter flute but I've still not joined in the chorus. Hey, he's seen me framing walls and hanging sheetrock, I've got to hang on to the illusion of femininity as long as a can.
I am laughing so hard I am crying. I seriously can't see the screen hope I am making sense. Great story thanks for sharing. I needed the laugh!!
K - No, that's not Scamp. I wish, but if you read the post again, you'll realize I was facing the wrong way for a picture :)
Glad everyone has enjoyed my humiliation. The worst part? I started laughing so hard, I got the laughin' farts, so Scamp had lots of work to do.
Oh my word. I am literally Lol'ing right now! Bawahahahaha! Butt belch. Hahaha.
Oh my gosh - that was stinkin hilarious (pun fully intended), but your followup comment had me in tears. That is just the perfect TST story - you can totally picture it and it gives you the giggle fits.
Just wait until my husband makes it around to read this...! ha ha
Thanks for linking up - I totally needed this laugh!
Oh god that is so funny! It took The Boyfriend three years to fart in front of me and at almost six I still don't fart in front of him!
Animals are so funny though - our dog farts anytime he's at 90 degrees. Running up or down stairs, sitting on the back of the couch etc.
Oh and BTW - how hilarious is it that my captcham phrase is "couth"
Butt belch??!! Oh I love it! this just completely cracked me up.
blog award over on my blog!
Dang, the picture didn't come through for me! But the story was a hoot just the same! HAHAHAHAHA
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