Saturday, December 25, 2010

You Know You Watch Too Much Food Network When...

...the first thing that runs through your mind when you do this...
...is think, Damn, I've crowded the protein.  Now I'm just steaming the meat.

And you wait for the judge to ding your dish and lower your overall score.

9 comments:

Allenspark Lodge said...

As I DON'T watch food network, I understand the words individually, but not as used in your sentences.

Bill

Gabi said...

Lol! I can always imagine hearing "You have been chopped!" when I screw something up.

Daddy Hawk said...

Is it dirty minded of me to think that "crowding the protien" and "steaming the meat" sound perverted?

Mrs. Mom said...

There are times when I hear Alton Brown in my sleep.... it's a bad bad thing! ;)

Rachel said...

Please pack your guns and go.

Candance said...

Well, I did have a witty comment. But Bill and K. Erickson made me laugh so hard I forgot it.

GunDiva said...

Oh, jeez, K and Bill in the same comment thread - it's a scary thing.

MM - want to know a secret? Alton Brown's tamale recipe effin rocks!

GB Girl - I would cry if I got chopped.

Rach - I would really, really cry if I was told to pack my guns and go.

Finding Pam said...

I make the world's worst chili...wait are you making chili? I thought I read that some where in this post. Msybe not, but that hamburger looks very lean and nice.

Cooking shows are a waste of time for me because I hate to cook. If I could I would hire a chef to do the cooking.

Loved all of the comments. Very funny stuff.

Sara said...

No such thing as too much Food Network.

I'd never turn it off if they aired 30 Rock.