Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn.
2 - Describe the last time you sat on the toilet screaming at someone to bring you some toilet paper.
Honestly, can't remember it. But I can assure you that if someone uses the last roll and doesn't tell me to buy more, I'ma kill me some people.
3 - Explain why anyone would want to eat sushi
A dare? A double dog dare? That's the only reason I can think of to eat it.
4 - Describe your perfect dinner - one app, one entree, two side dishes, and one dessert.
I've been thinking about this one for a long time and can't come up with a good complete meal. I guess it depends on my mood. My last meal entree is RCC's homemade chicken parmesean. To die for. As for the rest - not a clue.
5 - When was the last time you pissed the bed?
When I was a kid, I suppose. Can't remember that far back.
2 comments:
1. Be smarter than the bed covers.
2. Hasn't happened in so long, I can't remember.
3. No clue. I enjoy the odd rare to medium rare steak now again, but the idea of raw seafood utterly disgusts me.
4. It'd have to be a collection of my "benchmark" foods (i.e. the foods by which I judge whether or not a cook is worthy or not). Chicken Tortilla Soup, Chicken Fried Steak, Macaroni & Cheese, au gratin potatoes (yes, i know two starches in the sides is bad for you. leave me alone), cheesecake.
5. Don't recall. Memory repressed due to age and insufficient system resources.
Ick. Even on a dare, I wouldn't eat those wormy raw fish. :)
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