Dear Crazy Ex-Girlfriend of My Darling Oldest Son:
I know you've never been told "no" in your life, and I'm proud of my son for being the first to do so. Now, never having heard the word "no", I understand that maybe you don't know that "no means no".
It means that you can't have whatever it is you want. In this case, my son. Nope, can't have him. He doesn't want you. In order for a relationship to work, both parties have to be interested. I realize this is harsh, but true.
If showing up crying at our house at all hours of the day and night didn't work. And texting my Darling Youngest Son non-stop didn't work. And telling him you're pregnant when you're not didn't work. Why the hell did you think that permanently marking yourself with a tattoo of his initials on the palmar side of your finger will work in your quest to get him back?
Seriously?
You're nuttier than a fruitcake and you're right to be hiding that tattoo from your parents, 'cause they might just knock your head off'n your shoulders and they'd be right to do so.
Girl, I'd tell you how much you're going to live to regret that decision, but you'll find out soon enough when you have to explain to your next boyfriend why you have your ex-boyfriend's initials permanently engraved into your finger, which you're currently hiding by wearing the ring my son gave you.
Really, just grow up and get over him. He's over you and has moved one, without permanently marking his body.
Sincerely,
Disgusted Mother Whose Son Is Over You